Shogun Shaq

Full interview, but here are my highlights: "I just wish that one day they just allow [Yao Ming] to play me one-on-one so you can see the Shogun kill another Ninja." "I am the number one Ninja and I have killed all the Shoguns in front of me. You've got some new young Shoguns trying to step up—Amare, Jermaine, Ming. But by the time they kill this Shogun, I'll be retired, and I'll have two platinum swords and five NBA MVP balls. " "I started out as a young Ninja and killed all of the Shoguns. I am a Shogun now and I'm holding my spot. There probably won't be another Shogun after this."